Week 4 preview

Hi everyone,

Alright, after last week's loss I thought about giving a lecture like this one, but then I realized we are blue and not green. I otherwise endorse you adopting this coach's advice.

We play at 9 p.m. again this week, taking on My Farticles, Your Face. Based on these definitions of farticles, you are going to want to keep your face or any other of your body parts away from their asses (as opposed to other weeks).

I can also tell you that our farticle-firing opponent is 2-1. Like us, they lost to Kick in the Box and beat Red Balls and Vodka; their other win is against the last winless team, Balls and Dolls.

A win this week not only would allow us to double our victory total of last season, it would also get us back to .500 and in the thick of the race for second place (Kick in the Box pretty much has this league wrapped).

There is also no testing policy for performance enhancers in KLOB.

Go Blue Death!

Nate

P.S. Recap of last week's game: "The Back Alley Bludgeoning" or "The Birthday Boy Curse" (notice the lack of and "of," Grammar Officer Allie) can be expected tomorrow.